Ode to my Foreman Grill

Oh my Foreman, how I love thee, let me count the ways…

Chicken has never tasted so tender, so succulent
So flavorful
Since you arrived on our doorstep.
It was worth getting married just to be gifted with the special touch you add to our cuisine.

When we are hungry
I know I can turn to you, and in 5 minutes or less, our tastes will be satiated.

Thank you
For providing our protein-starved souls the nourishment they need;
For transforming our kitchen into a bastion of happiness;
For peace of mind, free from fears of undercooked meat.

Thank you.

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