Helloo friends,
I am in a particularly good mood right now made possible in no small measure by alcohol, and I rarely ever take the opportunity to drunk-blog. Surprising given I’ve done nearly everything else inebriated…drunk-Christmas tree assembly, drunk-midnight mass (I would not recommend the former: put the damn thing in upside down and had to re-do the whole thing the next day, 0/10 would not recommend!) So, I figured tonight I’d provide that special service for you.
You’re welcome.
The youths today look down their noses at the bottle, but this old(ish) just made the most delicious garlic-butter-meatball-orzo dinner while double-fisting a Sidecar and Chardonnay (I needed the wine for the orzo, then decided I should test some for poison first) and it came out DELICIOUS, so no one can tell me shit today!
They can take their smelly weed and shove it.
Also, I have a new favorite song:
I’m sure I’ll have all the regret in the morning, but for now–
I regret nothing.
mandymelodies.com 