We live in exciting times…
The past 7 days have seen another scandalous Superbowl Halftime Show, the Great Iowa Caucus Counting Debacle of 2020, a prediction for an early Spring by the world’s favorite weather-casting rodent, and a SOTU address by the world’s least favorite rodent.
Here’s the highlight reel:
SUNDAY MORNING – Groundhog Day
SUNDAY NIGHT – Superbowl
The moment when every girl in the audience looked up from her plate of half-eaten mozz sticks and regretted her poor life choices MONDAY – Iowa Caucus
Let the games begin TUESDAY – SOTUS
WEDNESDAY – Still Counting…
One, one-thousand. Two, one-thousand, three… THURSDAY – We have a winner!
Well THAT was unexpected! 
Looks like someone’s Yee’d his last Haw *Maniacal laugh*
And somewhere in there, Cheeto in Chief got acquitted, although that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. Still, after all that excitement, I feel like we could all use a cigarette.
Until next time,
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