We live in exciting times…
The past 7 days have seen another scandalous Superbowl Halftime Show, the Great Iowa Caucus Counting Debacle of 2020, a prediction for an early Spring by the world’s favorite weather-casting rodent, and a SOTU address by the world’s least favorite rodent.
Here’s the highlight reel:
SUNDAY MORNING – Groundhog Day
Embed from Getty ImagesSomebody didn’t see his shadow, and now we have an early Spring! It’s science, you see.
SUNDAY NIGHT – Superbowl
MONDAY – Iowa Caucus
Embed from Getty ImagesTUESDAY – SOTUS
WEDNESDAY – Still Counting…

One, one-thousand. Two, one-thousand, three… THURSDAY – We have a winner!
Embed from Getty ImagesLooks like someone’s Yee’d his last Haw
Embed from Getty Images*Maniacal laugh*
And somewhere in there, Cheeto in Chief got acquitted, although that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. Still, after all that excitement, I feel like we could all use a cigarette.
Until next time,