I’ve been meaning to update but haven’t had the time—been a very busy last few weeks. Thankfully, I feel better than I did a month ago. I spent the month of December with a dark raincloud hanging over my head. I lost my muse and I almost lost my mind. But it’s a New Year; […]
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Wherefore art thou, 2025?
Oh friends… Have I mentioned before that I am an idiot? Because I am an idiot, and I really have no idea what I’m doing.
Epilogue: A Tale of Two Centipedes
One year later, our heroine wakes up and groggily heads to the bathroom to freshen herself up. She turns the shower on. The water begins to pool slightly in the tub when she notices it: a dark spot on the shower floor. She peers in and sees she disrupted a centipede’s stroll with the sudden […]
A Tale of Two Centipedes
Given that spooky season is upon us, I’ve got a tale to beguile you, of the horrors that lie within. My apartment has become a menagerie. Aside from one delightfully charming but needy pug named Oliver, I am overrun—OVERRUN—with spiders, and very recently, centipedes. There was a bit of a mouse problem some months back, […]
The Plot Thickens…
I’m out for blood. Forget the hopeful tone of my last blog post, In Defense of Cheese. Your narrator has been suffering under the weight of profound mindfuckery the last few weeks, and her inner hulk is very, very angry. Without getting into explicit details, I have some personal drama going on in life right […]